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Saturday 24 November 2012

Gruffalo Trunki Chums Competition, my entry



Here is my entry for MummyConstant's Gruffalo Trunki Chums Competition

We are massive Gruffalo fans & we read the books often so creating our on chapter was so much fun. 


My cute Gruffalo


A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A bear saw the mouse and the mouse looked good.
“Where are you going to little brown mouse?
Come & have supper in my dark cave house.”
 ”It’s terribly kind of you, Bear, but no -
I’m going to have lunch with a Gruffalo.”
 ”A Gruffalo? What’s a Gruffalo?”
“A Gruffalo! Why didn’t you know?
He shiny white fangs, and a tail so long.
And lets off a dreadful smelling pong.”
“Where are you meeting him?”
“Here by the oak tree,
And his favourite drink is bear tea.” 
 ”Bear Tea! I’m off”. Bear roared.
“Goodbye, little mouse,” & up the hill he soared.
“Silly old bear! Doesn’t he know,
There’s no such thing as a Gruffalo?” 



And now one for just us bloggers


A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A blogger saw the mouse and the mouse looked good.
“Where are you going to little brown mouse?
Come & drink wine in my cyber world house.”
 ”It’s terribly kind of you, Blogger, but no -
I’m going to have lunch with a Gruffalo.”
 ”A Gruffalo? What’s a Gruffalo?”
“A Gruffalo! Why didn’t you know?
He spams your blog, leaving awful links.
And his writing abilities, well they just stink.”
“Where are you meeting him?”
“Here, by Caps lock,
And his favourite food needs a bloggers stock.” 
 ”Bloggers stock! I’m off”. blogger typed.
“Goodbye, little mouse,” & off she went to skype.
“Silly old blogger! Doesn’t she know,
There’s no such thing as a Gruffalo?” 

4 comments:

  1. Joanne - I love your Blogger verse! Hehe

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    1. Haha Thank you, I did have a good old laugh at myself when I wrote it. I have a strange mind.

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